Whole Foods is funny. They turned the homepage of their website into one big April Fool's joke. A few highlights: Blog posts: 1. Whole milk goes bad: 12 daring recipes 2. Change a tire the organic way Featured dishes: 1. Indian Amazonian Guatamalan Honduran Balinese Rice 2. Chianti Gorgonzola Popsicles 3. Toast Featured Local Grower: Peter Parker of Tulsa, OK raises Huntsman spiders, often mistaken for deadly Brazilian Wandering Spiders. Whole Foods Market is proud to offer one free spider with every 50-lb. purchase of organic bananas.